Humor

When trying to enlighten someone, don't blind them with your truth – switch to low beams.

If you meet a bad person, pity them. You only have to endure them for a little while, whereas they have to live with themselves for a lifetime.

Yes, you can be an atheist. But nowadays, you need to decide which patriarchate's atheist you are.

Sometimes you sit there and think despondently: God, why do I deserve all this?!

And then you remember why.

And you think then: Well, it's not that bad...

Love your enemies, they are your most loyal fans.

– Father, can I leave in the middle of the service? My wife wants me to go shopping with her.

– In no way. A prayer and a memorial service are ahead.

– Thank you very much, Father!!!

At heart, all people are good. Only the depth is different.